A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN: Archive

Jon Stewart Crushes Fox News In The 2011 Ratings →

According to Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart averaged 2.3 million viewers per episode in 2011. Unlike Fox News, “The Daily Show” was up in total viewers (+7%) and all key demos: adults 18-49 (+6%); men 18-34 (+2%); men 18-24 (+4%).” The Daily Show was also the top cable late night talk show in terms of total viewers, and was generally dominant. While Fox News was losing 14% in...

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Dec 31st

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gummo’s talking about getting a job as a tour guide, driving a bus. he says he’d need to get his license back. it’s been fourteen years, he says. you just drink beer now, right? jimmy asks him. yeah, he says, it’s been fourteen years. he has this wheezing, panting laugh. a sucking sound. you did the aa thing? jimmy says. yeah, in jail that’s all we did! sucking...

Dec 31st

I'm so let down that none of you bitchily took me...

GET ON THE BALL, TUMBLR

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: Why isn't there a proper TMR youtube page? Not that I don't love your videos, but still.

Dec 31st

oldpalememories replied to your post: Actually, a...

Oh man, so ashamed. I’m going to go the North Pole and exile myself with the penguins.

Dec 31st

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robeffinbrown replied to your post: What are your...

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT SHIT, ROB. THAT MOVIE IS A TREASURE.

Dec 31st

hardcoresceneryarea asked: The Future and Like, Outer Space; Inception Valentines/Conversation Hearts; RSR: Sharia Law pt. 1; Growing Up; From The Womb Untimely Ripped From The Headlines; Thoughts From Slutty Places; What We Talk About When We Talk About Killing Babies; 2012 Elections: Everything Sucks, Everyone Is Terrible; Nerdf#ckers Assemble!; Some Thoughts On Troy Davis; RSR: The Abortion Gap; Camping Trip; Zac and...

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: Do you think America just needs to give in and do what they've always wanted to do.. elect Tony the Tiger?

Dec 31st

jibemau5 asked: So I was thinking about trying to learn how to bypass password protected and 'admin only' features on the computers at my high school. With this i could uninstall the entire server through out our school system and create chaos. I feel this could be the greatest senior prank ever. My question is this: Is legality going to be an issue in this? Also, did you do a senior prank in high...

Dec 31st

initiala asked: What are your picks for a Bad Movie Night?

Dec 30th

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ASK BOXXXX/THA LOVE BELOW →

Dec 30th

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My Top Ten Movies (Sort Of) Of 2011 →

Dec 30th

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Playlist Link to the Mild Revolution's 9/30 Show →

The fact that Morgan’s videos are scattered all over YouTube is part of the charm, I think.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Anonymous asked: I gave you a list of videos a while back but here's some new ones and ones I mentioned before. PRIVATIZE fire dept, police dept, military and Arizona Beacon of Hope(with Hose Girl). Cockjazzling. America is a Dorito. Robot Interviews a Fetus. Fort Stark. Love Inflation. ~Bob Caron

Dec 26th

YO TUMBLR

Do this: Go to my YouTube channel. Look at the videos that came out this year. Tell me which of them were your favorites. This is because I’m trying to do an analogous post to the thing about my favorite blog posts, but I am kind of too lazy to go through my old videos. I’ll link to your Tumblr in my blog post, and also maybe do something else nice for you? Mail you something? I...

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

"That's why I'm not a nerd fighter."

goodperson-baddecisions: Video

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

jfc-stfu asked: let's make this easier: go to /tagged/zac+little to see the gif.

Dec 25th

yourdailyjosh asked: Merry Christmas Zac!

Dec 25th

jfc-stfu asked: If one were to, hypothetically speaking, make a gif of you, what video would you prefer that gif be from?

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

Anonymous asked: could a man request edits of your videos sans extended morgan song footage and not be offensive? i think you're very funny and your brother is a talented musican. but he's just not my cup of steez. separation of talented zac's brother and talented zac's video mish mash?

Dec 24th

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Tumblr, I hope Santa Claus comes into your rooms...

and then bangs your brains out. I mean, he will wake you up first so it’s consensual, obviously. Merry Christmas.

Dec 24th

Merry Buttsex And Obama Day Eve, Everybody

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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A VERY CULLEN CHRISTMAS →

basically a vessel in which to do really lame pun-based Christmas jokes. and tons of cum jokes. every time I do another one of these the cum jokes multiply.

Dec 24th