February 2011
tooyoungtoburn asked: Do you have a favorite movie soundtrack? Is that even a thing you can have? Or is it an impossible question to answer like favorite movie or favorite song?
January 2011
Anonymous asked: wait are you from wolfboro or whatever? i saw that special last week! i thought that town sounded familiar. i bet it was you. WASN'T IT?
thinmissi-deactivated20111014 asked: So, let's say I recorded a cover of the theme song for your vlog. How might I go about sending such a thing to you?
To Say This Is Getting Weird Would Indicate It... →
All day we’ve been following the shitstorm that erupted amongst the members of the Ashley Greene-Hating Twitter Community (AGHTC). I accidentally reported that earlier that FuckUJashley…
Catching Up: While You Were Out Edition →
I’ll be out of town for a few days visiting family, so feel free to, in my absence, discuss Stephenie Meyer and Native Americans, or Twilight and Mormonism (and Feminism), or Internet…
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I never get tired of watching this →
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Ashley Greene Is Cooking Meth In Her Trailer →
Probably.
preparethepreparations asked: Is it sad that I read all your posts in your voice?
Movies Are A Thing I Watch: Up
Okay, so I am way late to the party on this one. BUT DAMN. This movie is fucking poetry, man. I mean, the first ten minutes totally DEVASTATED me, I had to pretend I wasn’t close to tears because Christy was like “Are you OK? Do we have to take a break?” I actually could have used a break! And I knew that shit was coming!
But then, after a ten minute knockout punch that...
pleasegoawaycolin-deactivated20 asked: Well, it's kind of like the John Hamm situation. For some reason I feel straighter when i'm watching your videos, but then suddenly I re-realize that I'm a big mo... I'm not really sure what's going on...
Anonymous asked: You're married? To a woman? A whole woman?
renken asked: I recently read Shakespeare's "As You Like It" in which I imagined you portraying Touchstone. Am I really that creepy?
pleasegoawaycolin-deactivated20 asked: I have a man crush on you, I mean I'm gay, but I have a mancrush on you in a totally straight way.
Leah Clearwater is a black Superman →
BLOGGING BREAKING DAWN, pt. 12: Stare Decisis →
Last time, Jacob took over as narrator. Here, it gets interesting. Unfortunately, just as S. Meyer makes a real innovation, we hit several uncomfortable moments in a row. If you missed it,…
How It Should Play Out
Best (Adapted) Screenplay/Best Actor: The Social Network/Jesse Eisenberg
Best (Original) Screenplay: Inception (to make up for the editing snub)
Best Director: Christopher Nolan (even though he isn’t nominated, he should win on a write-in campaign, Murkowski-style)
Best Picture: Toy Story 3
Christopher Nolan is counting his money. NBD,...
"The father of waters again goes unvexed to the... →
An article about sentences, and why they are important, which will make you sufficiently aware of everything you are reading and writing for a while. This is a restorative article, the kind that I need to read every few weeks.
“If we could separate meaning from sound, we’d read plot summaries rather than novels.”
Jackson Rathbone Nominated For Prestigious Award →
Videogum has the full list of Razzie nominees— the Razzies, you will recall, are the annual anti-Oscars, which honor the worst films and performances of the year (winning one is somewhere…
That'll Be The Day →
As we well know, the Internet is a hateful place. I personally have been lucky enough to maintain a relatively widespread presence without attracting much invective – even my YouTube…
Anonymous asked: Do you have a job? If so, what is it?
“My name is [REDACTED] and I’m a member of Socialist Alternative....”
– I get weird e-mails. I replied to this guy & clarified that the video in question, “Privatize The Fire Department,” was meant to illustrate the evils of capitalism, not socialism (IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND BY THE WAY). He never wrote back.
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psiioniic asked: That Sarah Palin assassination joke, it was on the Megan Fox episode http://youtu.be/2TQhVYZFBzM
tooyoungtoburn asked: Most played song on iTunes? Least played song?
Late To The Party: Mary H.K. Choi and Natasha... →
Mary H.K. Choi and Natasha Vargas-Cooper (The Awl’s “official correspondents for lady-related media and culture”) discussed New Moon way back in 2009. Their conversation has been…
Mitt Romney Wins NH Straw Poll. Duh, they love... →