A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN: Archive

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You said it, Bella. Time does pass! What a year! I mean, the Twilight blog was only active for about a week in 2009, but I can still say 2010 was our best year for sure. I don’t know what…

Jan 1st

renken asked: Do you like the idea of New Years resolutions? Did you ever have any and/or are you making any for 2011?

Dec 31st

When The World Comes To An End →

FILE UNDER: Awkward Family Photos (along with this one) I remember New Year’s Eve 1999 pretty vividly. We went out to dinner with my father and my cousins, and I was vaguely aware…

Dec 31st

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Now that we’ve done songs about murder, how...

Dec 30th

BLOGGING BREAKING DAWN, pt. 6: MILF Island →

Hahahahaha Carlisle bought Esme a fucking ISLAND? Rule #1 of Vampire Club: Keep a low profile. So only buy one island, okay you guys? Keep it to one! Otherwise people might notice….

Dec 30th

Big Picture Shit →

So if it hasn’t been obvious, I’ve been sort of moving away from analyzing Jashley coverage, mostly because I feel like I have said what I need to say. I certainly won’t stop, because A….

Dec 29th

There's An "Aristocrats" Joke About Thora Birch... →

Also, the comments are first rate. Well deserved back slaps all around!

Dec 29th

MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT: STEP UP UR H8 GAME →

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As if the Jonas family didn't seem cult-like... →

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Re-blog if you're pretty sure Santa has banged...

That man is a menace

Dec 24th

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MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT: I'M DREAMING OF A BITE... →

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Happy Birthday, Twilight Blog →

Today is the one-year anniversary of this blog, you guys. On December 22nd 2009, I posted Blogging Twilight part 1. Over 150,000 words later, we’re still here. Yikes. Anyway, indulge me…

Dec 22nd

Eventually the dough will look like a Mercator... →

Dec 21st

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NUMBER OF THE DAY: Population of the US on 04/01/10

Dec 21st

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Christmas 2007 (featuring a lot of Jory, Ryan and Josh sledding) Music: “White White,” Ivana XL

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Christmas 2007 (featuring a lot of Jory, Ryan and Josh sledding) Music: “White White,” Ivana XL

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HERE’S HOPING YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE DYNAMITE!!!

Dec 20th

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HOME MOVIES: The Colby/Little/Perkins family Christmas (featuring Jory, Ryan, and Josh) 2006. SONG: “Hold Yr. Terror Close” by The Go! Team

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HOME MOVIES: The Colby/Little/Perkins family Christmas (featuring Jory, Ryan, and Josh) 2006. SONG: “Hold Yr. Terror Close” by The Go! Team

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